Life for sale, 25% off the current tagged price!

Seioursly, who wouldn't want a piece of me? I'm a good looking guy, slow and fat, but good looking none the less. I'm a heck of a lot cuter than that Big Boy guy, partly due to the fact that I can't fit into his overalls. He looks like he's wearing a table cloth from Bob Evans.

Alone I sit, here at the bank,
potatoes and chicken in the tank
it's going to be a lousy day
but hey, it isn't always this way.

Heh.. that was just a little blurb. Nothing meant by it. 25. What a day.

Mom called and played the "Jeffery, It's your Birthday" cassette for me at 930 this morning. Then we talked for about an hour. She filled me in on what is going on with the family. Johnny, A. Sharon, Buscia... what a crazy time for them. After we had finished, I was preparing some delicious chicken breast and mashed potatoes. Milks called from the Cap. Bldg. and talk to me for about 10 minutes or so. It was nice. I finished talking with her, and Dad called. He wished me a happy birthday, and said he has tickets to a ballet at the Valentine Theater for Sunday, so he left them for me in the door. It was pretty nice. We finished talking and Ken, or rather Ken Fun as he likes to be called, then called. He wanted to change the headlight on his car. I told him to go and buy it and then come over. I finished cooking the mashed potatoes and chicken and Ken was there. He ate a chicken breast and gave me my birthday present.

A Best Buy key chain.
What a dork.

If you're going to give something to someone that's that crappy, then just don't waste the fifty cents on it. Seriously, it was retarted. I can't wait to throw it away on Sunday. I think it's customary to keep it for at least the weekend.

We go out and he starts taking the screws out of the blinker cover, and then has me loosen the screw behind the headlight. It was the alignment screws, so when he goes to turn his lights on, they're probably going to be really funky. I fished the light out of the socker, and he only needed to change the bulb. I finagled it, took the old bulb out and put the new one in, all while under the car. He took off the grill and the mounting screws for the headlight to get to the socket to put the bulb in. Then I dropped one of the screws, and it disappeared into the abyss. No big deal.

I needed to shave and shower, so I went in and told him I was going to do that, and he came in and watched his video recording of him teaching at Bedford Jr. High. He was critiquing himself. I took a shower, shaved, and then got dressed. I was just about to kick him out and my little sister called. (She's going to school in Muskegon right now, and has one of her finals tonight. Good Luck Lori!) We talked for a while, and then I told her I needed to go because I had to work. Then I kicked Ken out and took off. Before I left, I saw the UPS man, so I went and asked him if he had anything for me. He did not, so I left for the bank.

Made it to the bank and there was a silk pie for me and two cards. It was really nice. I checked my e-mail and college B-Ball scores (Gonzaga!) and here I sit doing the Spring Evaluation for my students parent teacher conferences. Grandma just stopped in and gave me a cookie, and told me that Uncle Dan is coming into town this weekend. I'm excited because I'll be able to hang out with Uncle Dan and Danny King!!! Maybe I'll take them to the ballet with me. Maybe we'll play cards. Who knows?!?!?

I'm just overall excited.

Still have to work tonight. Sugar e-mailed me and is probably going to stop by Kroger tonight, maybe she'll do a little song and dance...

heh. Just kidding Milks!

Ok, I have to go to the bathroom and cry, I already got screwed on my picks! Screw the 12-5 rule! It should be the exception!!!