Marco's Money Back Guarentee

After the lunch fiasco, which only seems to happen when Bev is working with me, I settled with the standard Marco's. Today's menu;
Large Pepperoni Thin Crust with Roma Crust Topping
Cinnabread with Frosting
2 Liter Coke

After the order arrived, I noticed that the pizza was a regular and without crust toppings. Then I read the guarentee on the front of the pizza box.

"If for any reason you are unsatisfied with your pizza purchase, simply contact a manager within 2 hours of your purchase and the pizza will either be replaced or your money will be refunded to you, provided you return a portion of the pizza."

I took half of the pizza out of box and placed it on two plates, and then proceeded to eat one of the last quarters of the pizza. I then called Marco's and told them of the error, and they said they would fix it. In about fifteen minuets there was a hot thin crust pepperoni pizza with roma crust delivered, and all they recieved in return were two pieces of the orginal pizza. Only in America can you order a pizza, eat three fourths of it, then return it for a new pizza.

Outstanding!

Needless to say, I have a whole pizza for dinner now which I will be sharing with my fellow Kroger associates. Tonight promises to be a fun filled evening as all of my favorite cashiers will be working tonight.

Alas, I am tired and ready to call it a night. I only have 6 hours left in the day until I can officially call it a night.

I had another squirrel dream. This time I was scanning groceries at Kroger and he got into my line. He only purchased toilet paper and some dental floss. He then asked me where the bathroom was. I pointed him to the Floral Department and said the doors to the restroom were on the left. He thanked me and proceeded to the restroom. He was in there quite a while, and when he came out he was wearing the sombrero again. He had a small chinchilla with him and he ran to the back of the store screaming about his baby. Police arrived and escorted him out of the store. As he was leaving he spit at me.