You'll never guess what I found under the cushion of the couch... an update.

Wow...what long few months it has been. I'm so sorry that I left you here by yourself while I was out in the field. Let's do a brief recap of the major points that lead up to today, shall we?

End of January- Finished up the first half of "Are We There Yet?" for Mel's Dinner theater. At this point the show was starting to pick up steam, but it became difficult for the others because of the small houses we had for the show. One of the nights we performed for five people, one of which was my wife. That was our opening night.

February- A three week end of show run. Our houses started to sell and we had over sixty for our final performance, which was very pleasing. The second to last night we had the pleasure of enjoying stuffed chicken breast with wild rice, delicious prime rib, and an assortment of fresh vegtables. Then we hit a nasty cold streak where it was down to about 8 degrees, which taught me the importance of burnt outlets and heat tape on above ground exposed pipes. After going without water for a week, with the help of my lovely wife, we installed heat tape to the main waterline. The next day it broke and flooded under the house and into the neighbors yards. After that, the line that lead up to the hot water heater froze solid, so we installed another tape to make sure that would not happen again. One of the nights I was without water I spent the night at a friends house, only to wake up with one of their pipes breaking. Then the following day I went into work and we had a pipe freeze and break there. Valentines day was ok. I cannot remember what we did, but being me, I know it was romantic. The show finished and I auditioned for the Full Monty at the Rep. I have been cast as Dave, the role I played when we did the show up at the Croswell.

March- This is the party month. We had Kori's birthday, then our anniversary, followed by my birthday. This lead to some really weird scheduling as part of the merger that bank I work at is going through. First there was no vacation until April. Then I scored a week before the OSU spring break. I tried to change it and it was cancelled. So then I took off the day before our anniversary. We had a 3 day weekend, and then I worked three days and took off for a midweek vacation. We went to my mom's and saw my sister who is due to have a baby in May of June. Then end of March brought me news that I will be moved from the office I am currently at in Temperance to the office in Maybee Michigan. Also, I did not work at Kroger the entire month due to rehearsals.

April up until today- I worked in Maybee for a Monday and it took me an hour to get to rehearsal in Toledo. That sucked. And it will continue to suck. The offer they gave me was not very detailed, so I asked about 6 questions reguarding my new position. I have yet to hear back, but I expect it will take a few days. Rehearsals seem to be getting better when people show up. Easter was awesome. Korinne and I joined our friend to cook the Church Easter breakfast. We fed over three hundred people. Service was cool, and pastor Sparks preached the resurrection of Christ as Thomas from the New Testament. It was sweet.

Today- On the way to work I saw that I was going to gt stopped by a train, so I pulled a u-ie to go another way, and nearly missed coming into contact with a sheriff. I made it to work, and we shipped out a bunch of loose coin. Now I'm here thinking of the good times we used to have. How come you don't visit me anymore? I'll keep you posted on the upcoming events, along with the dates for the show.

If you didn't know, I'm mostly on that myspace thing. If you want to catch me there, where your odds are better that you will, it's http://www.myspace.com/mordcha